Bloodsucker: The Batshit – XPRESS EDITION

THIS IS THE XPRESS EDITION

OK, so, you like watching Star Trek on occasion.
Maybe you wrote in to try and stop Firefly being
cancelled. Maybe you got a bit out of sorts when
the reboot of Battlestar Galactica had Starbuck as
a woman. Maybe you even got a flash of anger when
The Daleks went from being genocidal pepper pots to
the Mighty Morphing Nazi Rangers.

It’s not like you wear a Starfleet uniform to
work is it? It’s not like you believe that
Twilight is real and that you’re going to be
swept off your feet by a glittery vampire.

It’s not as though you honestly believe
that you’re the reincarnated soul of a
half-elf, half-ocelot who protrudes into the
collective unconcious in the form of obscure
Japanese Hentai Games.

It’s not like you rugby-tackled David
Duchovney while he was out jogging,
screaming that you ‘believed’ and that the
smoking man was after you.

You’re not THAT guy.

But The Batshit… they ARE that guy.